October232016

To all transguys,

dannydipstick:

Who’s one hell of a charming fucker? You are. Who’s a good looking, handsome guy? You are. Don’t let any motherfucker tell you otherwise, you handsome son of a bitch.

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  • Mike: I’m having a problem with this person.
  • Eleven: Kill them.
  • Mike: No.
  • Eleven: Then I will kill them for you.
  • Mike: NO.
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shacklefunk:

why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive

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most romantic songs ever written

nickjonasnipples:

  1. when you look me in the eyes - jonas brothers

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victoriascanlonw: “ my mom took this nearly 10 years ago. she was outside and just happened to have her camera when some newlyweds went by on a bicycle for two ”

victoriascanlonw:

my mom took this nearly 10 years ago. she was outside and just happened to have her camera when some newlyweds went by on a bicycle for two

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help-mywife:

tchellig:

help-mywife:

Help; my wife is holding herself hostage for a ransom of 1,000 kisses but that’s really a lot and would take hours I think she overestimated.

Um, no. At four little pecks a second, it’d be just over four minutes. If you took your time about placing them, and were a little more careful, you could still probably manage at least two a second and manage a lot a variety in placement, which would mean about eight minutes of cute-as-shit forehead kisses and neck-kisses and shoulder-kisses and back-of-hand-kisses.

A thousand kisses is a little excessive, but actually very doable.

Ty systems engineer side of tumblr you’ve saved my marriage.

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